After 3 hours of research (and reading comment sections looking for evidence of arguments being raised) and coming back to find hate mail (que Arcana Pop "i dont care") I've come to the conclusion that GMOs are perfectly fine and Monsanto isn't all that "evil". In fact, I've seen no CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE to make me consider otherwise -.-
I contest, there are absolutely some shady business practices that go on, especially foreign if not domestic in the context of Monsanto Co and it's subsidiaries...but that's because of global monopolies and lack of better alternatives (go ahead and eat vegan for all I care, I'll take my pesticides on a silver platter if it means getting better, cheaper, healthier food) but short of that, it's all fine. No cancer, no 'monk' suicide (what a load of shit), no risk of autism. Your fucking cell phones cause cancer. (i siad it on teh internet, it mus b tru guys). You're all fucking insane. Don't feed me that "we don't know yet" because fuck you, yes we do. Since 1996 we've been using this stuff and there have been all of ZERO CONCLUSIVE STUDIES showing any positive causation OR EVEN CORRELATION to GMOs in that context....
The words "natural" and "unnatural" mean absolutely fuckall in conjunction to the words "healthy" and "unhealthy". This is a HUGE / OVERT association [cognitive-bias] fallacy. Remember the girl who faked not being able to walk (the cheerleader) after she "got the flue shot?"
Remember when the truth came out? Wow look at me, using analogies and other totally anecdotal evidence and straw-men. I can play that shit too, I just know how to spot bullshit (even my own). Do you guys see the problem with this type of example? Let's flip that around.
"Well, flue shots can cause problems too! That's why I don't get flue shots! Or eat GMOs! It's unnatural."
Bitch, please. I'm going to continue this red-herring ghost-persona fallacy to it's end. Without 90% of the medical "unnatural" technology we have today, you'd all be half blind, deaf, and fully fucking retarded and probably wouldn't have survived childbirth choking on your own "natural" placenta. Get fucked and get with the 21st century. Next they'll tell me chemtrails are the reason I'm such an asshole, or that the illuminati are the NSA (up until 3 months ago half if not all of you had no idea NSA stood for), or that we actually found WMDs in Iraq...
I hate stupidity, but more so, I hate willful ignorance. Show me CONCLUSIVELY that GMOs are bad, not "potentially harmful" as written in some anecdotal comment on Huffpo. If that's the best evidence you bastards bring to the rallys, then please...do us all a favor, get a job and stay the fuck off my corner!