Thursday, April 24, 2014

I often forget I have tons of lyrics to work on when I'm being manic depressive.

But I'm no criminal, no apologist, the only justice I obstruct is my own success.
But let’s not misconstrue it; I stay true to my thoughts through it. I stay prudent, like a student,
I stay humbly pursuant, to these goals, like a farmer, yes I grew it, from the ground into ideas.
No I don’t think, no I just do it. I say screw it, I keep moving like a river, like a fluid. Alright everybody stop.
Ill flows, disconcerted hoes, same misanthropic woes, status quos, same fucking {better show- me your tits yo...Canada.} let it snow...snow-snow-snow done with this shit yo, let's fuck'n go, hit'em with the slowmo yo..ooooooooohhhh.
When it's cold, I'll be that saint born to cast the first stone. Standing outside go-ing toe to toe.
On the front line screaming "Fuck you! Let us go!" Break these chains gimme something I can hold, it's a zero-sum battle for control...
And so I'll never do what you say when I'm told- when I'm breaking the mold when I'm cracking the code!
Stand forward toe to toe. Drop of the hour glass, times getting old.
That shits' gone right out the window, I will straight defenestrate you. 
Look back-->it's the past reenacted- whole chapters redacted!
And you bitch that the rent to your apartment's high? Try steady living under apartheid
I have a question...were you inducted into this by your own volition....listen.
You're not a soldier on a mission; you're a brainwashed puppet controlled by politicians.



Music stuck in head for like YEARS. (Literally)

BAMMMM!!! 4 OF 5 DOWN!!! I have had these fucking songs stuck in my head for no joke 3+ years now. Like a reoccurring melody that I just cant shake but I know I didn't write. I'd pick up pieces here or there in dreams or meditation, like I remembered the album cover and but not the lyrics. Searching was futile.

I started a list of "music you will never hear again" freshmen year of college at a house part when Bloody Beatroots "WARP" came on. It took 2+ years to hear that shit on pandora at the rockgym and finally get the name.



Second was Martin Garix Animal. I know that one sounds absurd, but that song is actually way older than most think and only recently got popular. Had to wait over a full year to figure that one out.

Then was the second most ridiculous, because I thought it was a Bassnectar song, but it turns out it was a mid 2008 remix from Rusko he mixed into a set.





Finally, I fucking remembered the one that had been bugging me for the last year and a half. I just randomally happened across the album cover in an old post I made on facebook in very early 2012. Metric-- Breathing Underwater.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

3 years song was stuck in my head lol

Bass Nectar mixed this into a set 3 years ago and it's been stuck in my head since then. I could never find the Bass Nectar song...because it wasn't Nectar. Fuck.

That leaves just one other song out there...wait 2. One I know is in a Nobody Beats The Drum set. The other I haven't the faintest fucking clue who it's by. I don't even know the lyrics just the tune. 3 years tho

Thursday, April 10, 2014

#{Myrealname}sSaga (so says Kyle)

Yo. Some random fucking lady showed up at my house and was like "Saydee was loose ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ" and I was like "..." suddenly a large blacklab bursts into my house and starts going ape shit with actual Saydee and they're like sniffing each other and fucking Saydee gets spooked and runs outside and this other random fuckup dog runs around my house into the bird room and starts barking and refuses to leave so now I'm chasing this dog out of my house and then Saydee runs back up and sees the dog and they both go running back respectively and i'm like SHIT SHIT WHOS FREAKING DOG IS THIS ANYWAY and the lady is like "OMG I AM SO SORRY" and im like "J-JUST GET SAYDE!" and then I put a leash on this random fucker and booted it out finally and Saydee is like running around near the cars and shit and FINALLY goes in through the garage....So now this lady has my leash and some whack ass dog and shit and Saydee is still spooked. WTF

[CROSS HATCHING INTENSIFIES]


Just under 20 minutes of sketching at trivia between rounds.

Bar Trivia

>Context irrelevant

[9:26:24 AM] No One: were you drunk...?
[9:27:36 AM] No One: I certainly was. I passed out last night. The bar trivia guy made the mistake of making fun of me/us for losing. "The Jews" as we called our team, only had 7 points where everyone else had about 18-25 going into round 3 of 5 (he asks 10 questions you write the answers). He's like "are you guys retarded?" and I was like "bitch please I'm straight husstl'n" and he's like "You haven't gotten a single one of these correct you're just guessing" and I'm like "Son. Wait for the Politics double points round. You made a huge mistake making that the double bonus round. When shit gets real, I'll bet you no one else here knows even half as much about the real world. Shove your 90s sitcoms up your ass."
[9:28:03 AM] No One: I was right. I got 9 of 10 correct (Forgot Reagan's middle name...) and even beat out of the cheaters who googled everything on their phones in the tie breaker because I knew the Challenger exploded in 86' and not 1995...
[9:28:43 AM] No One: So we ended up laughing and shit talking everyone else for only knowing T.V Trivia and other ...well trivial BULLSHIT, where as we fucking killed it in the >shit that actually matters category and the next category too (Biology) because my brother and his friend are both Bio/Chem.
[9:28:54 AM] No One: We were fucking wasted because we (2 people) had 2 pitchers of beer.
[9:29:00 AM] No One: I am still majorly hung over.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

96.6

http://idonthaveanamelol.blogspot.com/2014/03/we-college.html

Update son.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

"THE DICE GAME"

No idea how it started or when. Just did. Rules evolved.


Get a D20 (twenty sided dice)

Rule 1. Don't be a bitch

Rule 2. Come up with something to do and a number (e.g roll a 5 run outside naked).

Rule 3. You come up with the rule you roll first.

Rule 4. As soon as the number is rolled, no one else has to roll

Rule 5. There is no official order. Just fucking roll when you have the damned dice.

Rule 6. YOU MUST FUCKING ROLL NO EXCEPTIONS.

Rule 7. No passes (see rule 8)

Rule 8. Roll 20 TWICE in one 24 hour period you get one pass.

We've had some ridiculous stuff with this in the last 5 years.

NoOne

Ah yes, NoOneSpecial. Your favorite friendly neighborhood misanthropic anarchist.
It's AprilFools mother fucker. Shit is going down.


hi Canada. 

Monday, March 31, 2014

April fools day prep. Should have used .GIF Camera...


Lel .GIF Camera...Hi Canada. Glad you're not dead. 




Me to Brother: blbabllabla my plans for April Fools day.
Brother: don't [do that to me]
Me: lel remember we got mom with the 'invisible salt shaker for 10 seconds' trick? me and nick just died fucking laughing oh my god
Brother's GF: wut
Brother: *Explains this*



GF: *mad skeptical* I don't get it how that works bla lba lbalbla
Brother: Just do it.
>Insert argument about recording it
Me: {brother} just throw me the damn phone
GF:
>Actually thinks I'm trying to help the situation
>Not on her side lel
Me: See, I'll even put the phone on the table mad far away from me. I wont touch me
GF: >Actually does it
Me:




Me: *Takes picture...WITH MY PHONE* (her eyes are shut)




It's been about 10 minutes -- She still hasn't figured this out. They're still talking about it.


>Plan
>Discuss plans loudly with parents near by so they'll know the plan on purpose.
>Huehue I'm gonna soak a sponge in red / yellow food color dye
>Put sponge in top part of toilet in the water so when flushed they think its still dirty.
>Huehuheuh
>YFW the real plan was to put a live eel in the top so when they go to foil my plan, they activate my trap card.
>MFW the Chinese woman wouldn't sell me a live eel. >:[
>TFW :( 

Monday, March 24, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

[3:54:23 AM] WeTexasNow: movie isnt gonna keep me up.
[3:54:29 AM] No One: YEAH TRICK YEAH AND WE CALL IT MAGIC
[3:54:31 AM] WeTexasNowNigga: im falling asleep.
[3:54:39 AM] No One: Didn't I say that originally?
[3:54:47 AM] No One: ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ
[3:54:50 AM] WeTexasNowNigga: shut up
[3:54:58 AM] WeTexasNowNigga: you stay up all the time, what do you do?
[3:55:12 AM] No One: I proof edit stuff mostly, I write a lot and I read and I try to beat 2048.
[3:55:13 AM] No One: :)
[3:55:19 AM] WeTexasNowNigga: besides you know, get drunk.
[3:55:48 AM] No One: The above, plus I actually got some school work done. I'm also finishing my draft of 'Schizophrenic' EP and a few other things.
[3:55:51 AM] No One: So you know, nothing.
[3:55:54 AM] No One: ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ
[3:55:56 AM] No One: ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ
[3:55:58 AM] No One: ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ
[3:55:59 AM] No One: ʅ(◔◡◔✿)ʃ